{"id":511,"date":"2006-08-27T23:59:53","date_gmt":"2006-08-28T07:59:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/willdoherty.org\/wordpress\/?p=511"},"modified":"2006-08-27T23:59:53","modified_gmt":"2006-08-28T07:59:53","slug":"terry-is-a-gay-thief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stardustdoherty.org\/?p=511","title":{"rendered":"Terry Is a Gay Thief!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Before heading to Seattle, Terry paid me a visit yesterday for some yummy sex followed by Tartine&#8217;s morning buns and a southern Indian brunch at Dosa&#8217;s then a hilarious movie called &#8220;Eating Out&#8221; and some more yummy sex.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>He recently told me a story about when he was a child. He had gradually pilfered more and more cash from his elder brother&#8217;s cookie jar, full of his savings, until Terry started to feel really guilty about it. He went to his sister for his advice and said, &#8220;There is something I really need to talk with you about.&#8221; She replied, &#8220;Is this about you being gay?&#8221; He said, &#8220;No, I stole some of my brother&#8217;s money and want your advice about what to do.&#8221; &#8220;Sit him down and explain what happened&#8230; it will turn out fine.&#8221; Then Terry went to his brother and said, &#8220;There is something I really need to talk with you about.&#8221; His brother replied, &#8220;Is this about you being gay?&#8221; &#8220;No, it&#8217;s not! Remember your cookie jar with the money in it?&#8221; &#8220;Yeah.&#8221; &#8220;Well, I hope this doesn&#8217;t make you mad, but I&#8217;ve been taking some of it from time to time and now it&#8217;s all gone.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before heading to Seattle, Terry paid me a visit yesterday for some yummy sex followed by Tartine&#8217;s morning buns and a southern Indian brunch at Dosa&#8217;s then a hilarious movie called &#8220;Eating Out&#8221; and some more yummy sex.\u00a0 He recently &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stardustdoherty.org\/?p=511\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[74,79,178,181,201],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-film","category-queer","category-relationships","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stardustdoherty.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/511"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stardustdoherty.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stardustdoherty.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stardustdoherty.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stardustdoherty.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=511"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stardustdoherty.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/511\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stardustdoherty.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stardustdoherty.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stardustdoherty.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}